Rolling Stone Breaks Bones In Cigarette Gasper Plaster Caster Disaster!
Little Harry Potty In Zit Hell Magic Spell Girl Trouble Movie Muddle!
Paris Hilton IS Mother Teresa Shocker!
These are included because they led to my being hired by Ogilvy. I was told that the combination of headlines, one liners, captions and long copy had attracted interest.
A throwback to my first published writings, they were originally written as content for a test website I was building by writing html code into Notepad++.