Trout magazine

I was asked by the publisher of Trout to write British tabloid newspaper-style articles, with an emphasis on being outrageous and shocking.

My Wife Is a Man! Shock Claim by Dennis Thatcher!

I Know How It Feels to Be a Woman! Claims Pete Townshend!

Noddy and Big Ears in Sizzling Sex Censorship Scandal!

Classical Profiles: Beethoven

Trout magazine (or adult-humor based comic), was a nationally distributed UK magazine I wrote for between 1990 and 1991.

It was my first professional and published work.

"I apologize for writing such a long letter, but I did not have sufficient time to write a short one." Blaise Pascall.